Schmuck Buddha

What happens when you try and out smart a paunchy neighbor with a carton of eggs and wreak havoc on the neighborhood...

What happens when you stumble into your friends fathers room while a hot teenager struts in naked expecting your friend alone...

What happens when you are receiving a blow job and your asshole dad walks in...

What happens when you don't know your pedal configuration in your vehicle and hit the gas by mistake...

What happens when you try and impress attractive girls at a party when your sober and attempt a series of mid-air backflips off a beach deck...

What happens when you try and set the bar while doing 360's in the ghetto mobile while speeding across a football field...

What happens when you try and master the art of cunnalingus and your girlfriend has a panic attack...

What happens when your lover throws a grotesque right hook at you while you're trying to break up with her...

What happens when your double dared to do something insane to the substitute teacher while his back is turned at the chalkboard...

What happens when you partake in Jewish tradition at your Bar Mitzvah and shit goes totally wrong that almost kills grampa...

What happens when you try and give a girl a run for her money while pitching her baseballs clocked at 70 miles per hour...

What happens when you're on the golf course and you're not paying attention to where people the group behind you is...

What happens when you're trying to impress a girl while being "Evil Kevevil"....

What happens when your taking a piss and God Farts...

What happens when you're not watching where you are going and you step in shit while lined up like a soldier marching...

My manifesto and an detailed explanation as to why I am doing this blog and all these podcasts. Who am I, really? This answers this very question and it may surprise you...

What happens when you get tucked in at night by your Great Aunt and she falls through the crack between your head and the bed headboard...

What happens when you disregard the rules of common sense and venture out into Mexico alone at night...

What happens when you play doctor in hopes of getting your first kiss by using an inanimate object and it back fires...

What happens when you have to stand on a raised surface to hit a six-foot-bong and cough uncontrollably...